risamaree

I say stupid stuff.

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

WHAT THE FUCK, EVEN??

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

(via ruinedchildhood)

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

(via anarchistlovesongs)

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

(via thefuuuucomics)

siouxerz:

WHY ARE FERRETS SO SMELLY I WANT TO haVE THEM AS PETS AGAINNNNNN THEY’RE SO PERF

siouxerz:

WHY ARE FERRETS SO SMELLY I WANT TO haVE THEM AS PETS AGAINNNNNN THEY’RE SO PERF

(via caniborrowyourgirlfriend)

dimetrodons:

mitzi—may:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

this is my favorite gif set.

(via unanchor)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via obviously-a-mermaid)