FOR EYELINER WE WILL BE USING A COAL BLACK TO ADD A HINT OF AMAZONIAN FEROCITY. APPLY THE LINER WITH A SMALL BRUSH AND FLICK IT OUT AT THE ENDS LIKE THE WINGS OF A BAT. YOU WANT THE WINGS OF YOUR EYELINER TO BE SO SHARP THEY CAN KILL A MAN. ALLOWING YOU TO DRAIN HIS BLOOD SO THAT YOU MAY SUMMON THE GODDESS ATHENA.
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I thought we were friends????
am i the only one that feels weird saying my own name?
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One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
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15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
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Brilliant!
WHAT THE FLIP IM DOING THIS
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