FOR EYELINER WE WILL BE USING A COAL BLACK TO ADD A HINT OF AMAZONIAN FEROCITY. APPLY THE LINER WITH A SMALL BRUSH AND FLICK IT OUT AT THE ENDS LIKE THE WINGS OF A BAT. YOU WANT THE WINGS OF YOUR EYELINER TO BE SO SHARP THEY CAN KILL A MAN. ALLOWING YOU TO DRAIN HIS BLOOD SO THAT YOU MAY SUMMON THE GODDESS ATHENA.
I thought we were friends????
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.